Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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