Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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