i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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