so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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