garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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