Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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