k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
