Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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