I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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