Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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