That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's shark week go big or go home
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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