white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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