That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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