Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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