so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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