Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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