how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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