I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
then he tried to convert me to islam
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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