Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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