There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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