all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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