am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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