JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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