Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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