I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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