so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize