i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Actions speak louder than pants.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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