So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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