therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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