How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I am naked and annoyed.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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