in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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