Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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