I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
