My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Randomize
