We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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