who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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