But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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