Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I supernannyed him into submission
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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