so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Randomize
