i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I can text with my tongue
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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