sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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