I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
How's work?
Spinning.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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