I cockslap morals
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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