Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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