I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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