And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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