small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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