You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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