ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You're earring is so big in my mouth
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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