I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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