we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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